fortnite

a game that eats 7 year olds brains

minecraft is superior in all ways

often the 7 year olds start being rly cringe and being like "you bot" and "i'm cranking 90s on this kid"

everyone who plays thinks they're super cool, but in reality they're just a 50 year old man who's in their mom's basement or a 8 year old playing in the middle of school. if you play fortnite then you need to get a life.

"get out of my room i'm playing fortnite"

friend: do you wanna play some fortnite?

you: we are no longer friends.

by blazingmoonstone June 4, 2022

Fortnite niggers

Mfs that play fortnite and are niggers

Me: THESE DAMNS FORTNITE NIGGERS! WHY DO THEY RUN SO FAST?!

Bro: Bro dont worry about it, just go into water! They cant swim.

by AMOGUS445 June 5, 2025

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by new account, wont use. August 19, 2022

Fortnite

A Game where 100 players are dropped on a map, pitted against each other to kill each. You pick up weapons scattered across the map to get to the top. A unique feature of this game, is building. This game also makes kids spend thousands of dollars for in-game currency without kids realizing it.

“Chris, do you want to play Fortnite after school?”

by AlienWarForce May 21, 2019

fortnite

a game for lonely bitches who like to play digital shit,or just digital shit,also caused Karen to leave all those guys.

hey i made a picture of fortnite

by soggy_boi11 May 12, 2019

Fortnite

{Fortnite is a game where 12 year olds play. Fortnite is the reason why people drop out of school and commit die. Everybody without a life plays Fortnite including me. I'm technicly roasting myself but as Pewdiepie would say: Respect Wamen. People who play Fortnite and have a girlfriend/boyfriend are most likely losing there love after 10 to 20 or 25 games.

Jack: -Did you see Ninja playing a game called Fortnite?
Jill: -I thought he died of Ligma.
Peter: -What's Ligma?
Thanos: -LIGMA BALLS U BALL SUCKING CUNT!!!!

by LigmaLover99 November 5, 2018

Fortnite Schizophrenia

When you’ve been playing Fortnite for such a long period of time that you start to confuse it with the real world.

Person 1: I went to the mall after playing Fortnite for 6 hours and I tried to edit the escalators

Person 2: Dude you have really bad Fortnite Schizophrenia

by NBAFunboyIII March 5, 2024