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FORTNITE

A desease that plauges the ages between 5-11. If you have this at a higher age, go get fucking help, you twat.
Kid: I LOVE FORTNITE, WILL YOU PLAY WITH ME????!??!??!1/11/?!!1
Dude: Sure, I guess.

34 Year Old Man: CAN U PLEY FARTNEIGHT WITH MEEEEEE?!?!??1/1??!?!?
Dude: W- What the fuck? STOP TRYING TO SEE MY TESTICLES YOU RETARD!
by beans are very nice January 25, 2022
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Fortnite

Okay, everyone on UD is overreacting. Fortnite isn't THAT BAD gameplay-wise, but the toxic community is why people hate it, among other things.
Seriously, I bet most of the people who hate Fortnite suck at first-person shooters in general.
by Corn-Sizzurp March 9, 2022
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fortnite-balls

a term used to describe porn for nerds that dont just say the word out loud
'hey have you heard of "fortnite-balls"'
'yeah, i saw it on the internet yesterday'
'but i had to pay for it ):'
by sebas27 November 17, 2022
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fortnite

the game that a bunch of brain dead 8 yos play
Yo WaNnA PLAy FORtnitE???!!!11
by minecraft is better July 19, 2019
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Fortnite

A super popular game that virgins wont shut up about. Also when you play, you cant stop because you want the victory royale but u realize that ur trash. This also causes alot of credit cards stolen by 9 year olds who want to buy skins and stuff. Also, this game prolly stole your man who likes to post his wins on snapchat
John: Hey Tommy wnat to paly sum fort khight???

Tommy: Yaeh lets go stael my mOms creidt card
John: graet idea
Mom: fortnite should die
by Its_izzy3 February 14, 2019
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Fortnite

Where the 9 year old kids gather
“”””””””””””””Fortnite is good””””””””””””””
by JustABitDumbYT November 24, 2022
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Car Fortnite

NFS Unbound

A driving game franchise that went from Badass without actually being a race sim, to a hot pile of zoomer pop culture garbage. EA is so greedy and out of touch, that they had to water down the classic franchise to the point where it appears to the most brain dead normies zoomer imaginable. There is a scene in the game where a Young girl in high heels and a skimpy dress, probably never even seen a tire iron in her life, challenges you too a race, then some game play, and you see random fornite particles.... boi tf
OG: My boy, you wanna whip it on assetto corsa? I Know a good No assist/ No Hesi server with good physics, traffic and policing mods...

Zoomer: Uhm ok who asked?? bro do you even know who asap is? lmao sweetie why is you car plain black ong *fortnite dances*

OG: ?

Zoomer: we playing NFS unbound!! mine came with a 3 hole balaclava now im a gansta!!

OG: Boy that's car fortnite
by 30 YEAR OLD BOOMER November 22, 2022
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