Mama bird

When a girl finishes a blow job in her mouth and pretends she has swallowed his cum and goes in for a kiss. To his surprise she instead “feeds” the guys cum back to his mouth.

Jessica finished off Ross and thought she was being so thoughtful and gave him back his semen via the mama bird surprise

by Ooooopsy2 July 31, 2019

Tweetie bird

Like a snowbunny but instead of a white girl who likes black men, it’s an asian girl who only likes black men

Saw this bad tweetie bird on ig today and slid her dms, maybe she’ll teach me her language

by sslayde September 12, 2020

Iberian Peninsula birds

Portugeese and Portugulls.

Iberian Peninsula birds --- both native and migratory --- are very abundant, so I would imagine that there might indeed be quite a few "PortuGEESE" and "PortuGULLS" among the avian ranks that are randomly present throughout the year.

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

Bird Boots

Bird boots form on the bottom of a birds feet after staying perched on the power lines in hot weather. The bird boots prevent the birds from being electrocuted by the power lines.

"The birds don't get electrocuted because their bird boots protect their feet!"

by RosieLeigh August 14, 2016

great bird claw spike pow

basically what happens when your in a pond with a frog with some gay as voice and they throw a 3 layer ball at your face just for you to kick it

Student 1: Kicking
Kappa: GREAT BIRD CLAW SPIKE POW
Student 2: OH SHI I FORGOR ABOUT THE

Student 2 has Drowned peacefully, keep kicking your ballsack.

by pseudonysu August 22, 2021

Send thing let bird sing

To send sumthin for u dawgs then with out d small talk

Tom :Oo dawg u owah sum or

You: yhh send thing let bird sing nha

by Wassysassy May 2, 2021

Bird Watcher

A Karen spying in the neighborhood for people to report for violating local laws, rules and ordinances.

“ That bird watcher got another one ticketed for playing the music too loud”

by Hyper918 May 10, 2023