Ben Story

A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.

These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'

"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."

by flyboy45 June 24, 2023

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Ben Tansey

Lives in a share houes has broken headphones music teacher and has a SHIT band

ben tansey POOR

by boodyuvjeycfewuchvhsvefc September 11, 2020

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Hamas is not Satan, Ben

And you're not God, Jew.

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2024

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ben addict apall

ben addict apall is the act of being appalled when your friend Ben is addicted to cocaine.

"Omg he's doing it again! Look at him pull it out of his pocket it's like he has a whole stash in there! I am ben addict apall!!!"

by rikkie x anyon September 04, 2022

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Ben Huang

The cutest, sexiest, most likable, and huggable man to ever set foot on this planet. He fills me with his sweet love nectar every day. He is so sugoi, and huggable-kun

Person 1: I wonder how Ben Huang-Kun is feeling today

Ben Huang: Ben Huang

by Ben Huang fanpage September 15, 2023

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