Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 16, 2020

Wet Lad

Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.

A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.

''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.

by gareth scourf January 12, 2011

I'm wet

When you really think about it the action of being wet is always happening so if somebody say's "I'm wet" tell them YEA WE ARE ALL WET WE'RE MADE OUT OF 70% WATER

They fr just said "I'm wet" that doesn't even make any sense

by FoxxyTheFox01 January 05, 2024

Wet Weiner

Blowjob is out. When yo girl sucking your knob, you’re getting that wet Weiner.

Babe, I want a wet Weiner.

by EAFrancis May 14, 2018

Wet Dread

Wet Dread is when you have dreads and you’re being intimate and you get so sweaty that your dreads get wet. Aka Wet Dread

Girl: Oh babe you have wet dread.

Guy: Figures. That always happens when I get going.

by RawrrrrrxD June 26, 2018

Wet Personality

A personality that is highly unstable and unattractive.

My dude's got a wet personality; he said that dogs are basically cats, I disagreed, and then he ran away crying!

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

Wet Walking

Putting on a freshly used cum sock and walking around in it like normal.

Oh wow, he's Wet Walking all the way to the 7/11!

by Yakay April 09, 2023