Cunt Dragon

A highly unused insult to people that are being overconfident Bitches

man 1: Get fucked
man2: DUDE STOP FUCKING RUNNING AWAY

man1: why dont you just get better
Man2:OH YOU FUCKING CUNT DRAGON SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS GOD DAMN CHRIST

by Zellian alis September 6, 2021

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How To Train Your Dragon

The absolutely best animated trilogy known to all mankind. It’s emotional, it’s funny, it’s infuriating at times, and it WILL MAKE U CRY. Best thing ever to exist, period.

Idk what you’re doing if you’re not watching How To Train Your Dragon in your free time

by madameggroll August 24, 2023

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Dragon's Dogma 2

I... Must... Be Lion-man... I MUST BE LION-MAN!

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Iam "What?"

Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"

Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"

Hym "I must..."

Iam "It's not going to look like me..."

Hym "It will he as we should..."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

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Dragon

When you're in a long line about to enter a festival you feel yourself like in a group of dragons than just being an individual. You know what they say, just imagine dragons!

"What a dragon this line is!"

by LikeXD31 September 8, 2021

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A Dragon In The Church

When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.

I went to the church yesterday and caught the priest giving the nun A Dragon In The Church

by YouAreBigSkitters December 22, 2020

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Dragon Age is ALWAYS political

Dragon Age 1 is about racism. The sub plot revolves the oppression of the elves by the humans.
Dragon Age 2 is about colonialism and religious zealotry. Kirkwall takes in the Qunari leader and he tries to take over the country because the fact that they don't adhere to the Qun disgusts him.
Dragon Age 3 is about class warfare. The conflict between the overclass (The Templars) and the underclass (The Mages)

Hym "Dragon Age is ALWAYS political. I don't know what Dragon Age 4 is about but I don't know why you would buy a game that is always political and then expect the points of contention of out modern politic to be absent from the game."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2025

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