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Dragon baby

Fussy, colicky child. Very difficult.
I have a dragon baby who is driving me insane! He constantly screams - send help!
by Whattywhatty January 5, 2022
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Komodo Dragon

A sex move in which you eat undercooked/raw chicken and don't brush your teeth for at least 2 weeks before performing cunnilingus on a female and try to give her a UTI (urinary tract infection)
Me: "Yo bro lat night was so crazy."
friend: "What happened bro?"
Me: "I gave Stacy that Komodo Dragon."
friend: "Nice, I wondered why your breath smelled of shit."
by Ginger.Cunt July 26, 2019
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Dragon

The Dragon reffers to marijuana. It is called a dragon because marijuana has mystical powers just liek a dragon. the Dragon has levels based on the size of it.
Jim: "yoo, i just smoked a level 20 dragon all by myself and im like, dudeee..."
Kyle: "that must of been an epic dragon you rode"
Jim: "that weed was craaazy"
by bbqhaxor December 11, 2011
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Dragon tail sweep

The Muay Thai dragon tail sweep is a spinning low kick to your enemies' legs knocking them out from beneath them, then gravity does the rest. Since the sweep itself requires only minimal contact on a relatively lightweight part of the body, it is quite possible for the attack to follow through and hit more than one victim at once.
Phil preformed a dragon tail sweep on his daughters boyfriend before being tackled by his wife.
by Captain Lollar April 18, 2024
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Dragon shart

When you shart but fire comes out due to extreme diarrhea
"Why did jack not come to school today?"
"Oh, I heard he had a dragon shart. I'm so sorry for him"
by matt the mf cat September 18, 2020
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Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming
Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire
by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020
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[Toilet dragon]

1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 1, 2018
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