A man who's very fuckable with hot body and big dick but has an extremely ugly face. You would want to ride his dick but would prefer doing that with a brown bag covering his face.
Emma : Ugh, John's hot and I wanna fuck him but wtf is up with his face.
Clair : Just brown bag him and he's all ready to be fucked.
Clair : Just brown bag him and he's all ready to be fucked.
by ObdurateSoup. July 31, 2019
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"There was so much Bag ash on the toilet cistern I pushed it all together & managed to get a full line"
by Crixxus November 7, 2019
Get the Bag ash mug.a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)
"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"
"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."
"Word."
Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"
"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"
"Bet"
"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."
"Word."
Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"
"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"
"Bet"
by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019
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Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?
A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework
Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?
A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework
Person 1: oh no I didnt finish my homework
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES
by IdkWater February 23, 2019
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Get the Marshmallow Bag mug.In EMS, a bag-bitch refers to an incompetent newbie, usually a cadet or fresh EMT, who is stuck carrying the basic-life-support bag while the senior EMT or Paramedic on scene performs patient treatment. Such a person may also serve as a walking-coat hanger for other kinds of bags and miscellaneous tools on a scene involving many medics, and may be upgraded to an errand-boy (one who does basic tasks and fetches medications from the dozens of bags and compartments) once they demonstrate some level of competence.
"Hey Miles, does that new guy have any potential, or is he just a Bag Bitch?"
"Oh, he's a Bag Bitch alright. Total FNG."
"Oh, he's a Bag Bitch alright. Total FNG."
by CaptainQuadmay March 4, 2019
Get the Bag Bitch mug.What kids communally do when they have defeated a mortal enemy or a threat. T-bagging is when you click a button to crouch and then stand up again, spamming the control excessively. This is a tactic that is used to prove dominance.
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