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pointless fuck

sexual act executed between two persons and based mainly on instantaneously built mutual attraction and sexual arousal regardless of their past, present or future relationships.
"nothing is better than old good pointless fuck"
by Asano February 18, 2015
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Fucking Nukes

Nuclear trained personnel.
-Usually having a high level character on World of Warcraft, plays Magic the Gathering, and always wins when "out-gaying" someone.
"Is there a meeting going on in crews mess? No, it's just the nukes playing Magic the Gathering. Fucking nukes..."
by TorpMan, Submarines January 31, 2018
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baked as fuck

BAKED AS FUCK
So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies

“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck
BAKED AS FUCK
“Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”
by Fuckyoulilbiddybih March 11, 2018
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Fuck Adjacent

Fuck adjacent - adjective

Definition: Having the potential emotional and reputational (and perhaps even STD) consequences of actual sexual activity without being actually penetrative or generally considered sexual activity.
For instance - “We didn’t have sex or even play ‘just the tip’, but it was fuck adjacent enough that had my man found out, it would have not been a good look.”
by FlyGirlFall October 18, 2021
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Fuck frog

A fucked frog is the worst type of friend you can have, it will tell your mother you are taking illicit drugs, it will tell your teacher that was you who draw the penis in the the white board at school. A fuck frog is a total cunt that is always looking with his big open 180 degrees eye sight to catch someone doing something bad to expose straight away.
Mum: Well Eric, have a great time at Stacy’s party!

Eric: Thanks mum.

Eric’s Friend: Eric will be taking mdma tonight

Eric: oh you fuck frog
by Ericthekid100 June 16, 2021
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fuck shovel

An insult that compares the insultee to that of nothing less than a dick, which is clearly a synonym. Far worse than motherfucker, fuck shovel delivers the punch the balls you've been looking for.
Rex: Go make a sandwich.
Kiley: Fuck off, fuck shovel. I do what I want.
by Kiley Brobert December 21, 2010
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Whale fucked

Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.

Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.
Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.
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