assflap pants

The pants you see that one homeless guy on the A train in Chicago wearing. Oh, did I mention he smelled violently of spoiled milk and stale cumin?

"Did you smell that nigga on the train with the assflap pants? Homie was rank!"

by assholeripper69 August 13, 2022

Legend in their own pants

A person who believes they have a big dick or twat while projecting a false reality of grandeur or self-importance on to others.

Some people are a legend in their own pants because they tell people they live the high life while living in a dump.

by jondich July 04, 2020

Mr. Cummy-pants

The name of shame given to the first person in a group to fail No Nut November

"Look at that fool, he failed No Nut"
"It's Mr. Cummy-pants to you!"

by Richard "Dick" Cummings $2 November 08, 2021

pant anal

When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric

Sorry mate, I have to go home and change me trousers, Jordan just gave me a pant anal in the men’s bathroom

by Not some British bloke October 13, 2023

National grab under pants day

Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick

Girl :„happy national grab under pants day“

Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much“

by Max1220 May 15, 2018

Check Pants

Thomas (the christian monarch sex god) once said check pants

Person 1: bruhi was on 40% check pants and I still didn't get a pack!
Person 2: Bruh Ong Frfr 💀.

by really definitely not shane August 17, 2022

Polo Pants

An article of clothing that is worn by only fine Somali men. Typically in the 15-18 age range. These pair of pants are definitely a game changer for a female looking a guy.

"he was wearing polo pants today. def a 10/10"
"i cant believe Abdi was wearing polo pants today."

by shakodictionay May 16, 2023