April 19th

Massive Cock if that's your birthday

Damn that guy Chris over there has a massive Cock, I bet he was born on April 19th

by Christmastonimo November 21, 2021

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

by Starholed April 18, 2024

April 24th

Billie was born

Wow. Its April 24th. Billie was Removed today

by SexyGayUnicorn March 24, 2021

April

@aprilleonasmith

April is hot…always

by @alienapril May 28, 2022

april 30th

national get head from a girl who`s name starts with K

boy : hey K... get on your knees
k...:why

boy : its April 30th

by tyranrapus April 27, 2024

April

Chewing gum

Can I have an april please

by Tom Eggsworth November 30, 2020

April 30

National Give your boyfriend a brah strap bracket day.

Bf “It’s April 30”
Gf “Here is a bracket made out of a brah strap”

by Greg_4738 April 28, 2022