Housed

Taking something from someone's house

Howard housed a bottle of whiskey from fred's house

by Cyclefour d.f. April 22, 2021

your next pembroke house official

someone approachable, dedicated and creative

Nayana would be the best candidate for your next Pembroke house official.

by aspiringpembrokehouseofficial March 8, 2025

Barbs Drag House

Barbs Drag House is the best group chat that was ever made on twitter, they survived multiple raids and still the baddest.

“Oh have you heard of Barbs Drag House?”“Yeah I wanna join.”

by MAESBIGGESTFANN November 21, 2020

African House Sparrow

A smoke detector with a low battery. Frequently heard in the background of YouTube videos.

Bro, I tried to watch that new video, but I couldn't stant the constant chirping. It sounded like an African house sparrow.

by Trust me I'm a doctor. February 2, 2025

house marking

A practice in which the most passionate of Harry Potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in Hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. Those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and anticipating a person's character and personality than other forms of "marking" that many other humans may deploy. For example, the feminist philosopher Marilyn Frye describes "sex marking," a process of trying to determine another's sex and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. Male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. Sex marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. House marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in anticipating how a person will act, think, or live. Knowing someone is a Slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.

I couldn't help "house marking" that guy I met last night I could tell he was a total Slytherin!

by fryeismagical December 11, 2012

seafood house

A secret code - sometimes it’s a sign hanging above the garage. Ask your Italian ass father. He migh- know. Probably inappropriate, still unknown.

Neighbor one: “that’s a nice seafood house sign you got there!”

Neighbor two: “you fucking like that???”

by jessmannsucks June 23, 2018

Reductive House

In a reductive sense, anything with four-on-the-floor beats is House Music.

Drake, Beyonce, Lizzo and Justin Timberlake are house music, Reductive House.

by Bad Grampa July 20, 2022