ho-pair

The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.

"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"

by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016

snorkel a ho

Well you see you put the snorkel in there and then you...

First one to snorkel a ho gets to fuck Billy's non 1st

by Fatty Boomba September 21, 2021

Longsword Ho

a shakespearian word, which is an endearing term to call your wife who needs to hand you a weapon

“hand me my longsword ho!”

by Your Mothers Side Piece January 14, 2022

Comeup Ho

A person who has risen suddenly in societal or political power with seemingly no viable prior experience. A person who may have slept their way to a sudden rise in power. Undeserving or unqualified for the position they are now in. Can be male or female.

That comeup ho got the job because she slept with the Mayor, she isnt qualified.

by mandathewitch2 January 31, 2019

reach ho

A ho that ain't broke and ain't rich, but always reaching for the cheddar

Only messing with those reach ho's........$$$$

by Ghetto Goldielocks November 28, 2016

freight ho

In the shipping business near O'Hare Airport in Chicago the expression "freight ho's" has emerged as a term to describes women who work in that industry.

She's is your typical freight ho.

by yo_yo_mah August 17, 2023

pinocchi-ho

A woman that needs a child to feel like a real girl but has no desire to be a mother and no parenting skills. The child is a trophy to show off like cleavage.

She is not a mother. She is a pinocchi-ho!

by Hallmighty October 28, 2022