her; hey honey do you want me to peanut butter your umbrella?
her partner; what does that mean?
her; ‘peanut butter on your umbrella’ means to get into bed ;D.
her partner; what does that mean?
her; ‘peanut butter on your umbrella’ means to get into bed ;D.
by lol.urmom October 18, 2022
Get the peanut butter on your umbrellamug. by Dirty Kreep July 3, 2018
Get the chicken butter stir frymug. the only saving grace left in this cruel world, the literal manifestation of god himself wrapped into a small decadent, earthshattering combination of chocolate and peanut butter to save humanity from their sins and to open the gates of heaven in order to destroy satan himself and make the world perfect where no one will ever have flaws
by yay121 March 25, 2021
Get the reese's peanut butter cupmug. The action of a black man pouring pig fat on a sizeable cactus (Arizona variety), and proceeding to sit himself upon the peak of the cactus. In a perfect world, the cactus would proceed to penetrate him.
Yo Jerome!
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.
by Jackinthabox April 27, 2019
Get the Black hole butter cactusmug. Similar to "Don't rain on my parade". No one wants piss in their butter (obviously) so it insinuates someone ruining a situation.
After cooking for 3 hours, my friend complained about the napkins so I said "Don't piss on my butter!"
by A plank term made up by Allen. February 9, 2018
Get the don't piss on my buttermug. 1.) I only flux with peanut butter boy/girls.
2.) Damn, check that peanut butter chicks butt.
3.) Peanut butter dudes have good taste.
2.) Damn, check that peanut butter chicks butt.
3.) Peanut butter dudes have good taste.
by Peanut Butter Nicka July 24, 2012
Get the Peanut Butter Boy/Girlmug. A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread
I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly
He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste
He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste
by NinjaSammichBear January 21, 2011
Get the penis butter and jelly sandwichmug.