brained

the act of thinking through your actions

ex. ryan was totally brained today!

by rareiix June 30, 2025

dog brain

Dog Brain- When someone is off the all going crazy. Can’t seem to do anything right with crack head energy.

Dog brain- Man that girl is crazy she must have dog brain.

by mbratton120 August 24, 2022

Brain Fart

A term one uses when they can't remember anything and are just overall feeling awfully stupid today. When you are trying to solve a math problem, but you completely forget what to do.

Girl #1: Uggh this math homework is giving me a headache.
Girl #2: It's not that hard, we just learned this all in class today.

Girl #1: Yeah, but right now I'm having the biggest brain fart.

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

Ontarion Brain Pop

When a man nuts in a girl's mouth while tickling her but he plugs her nose so the nut goes into her brain

I gave that old bitch an Ontarion Brain Pop

by jafiddle fuckalot April 4, 2023

Brain Rape

The act of a person (commonly a teacher) trying to cram too many facts into your brain at once.

Hey man, science class is total brain rape today.

by SlightlySmaller October 10, 2019

deer brains

this is when your doberman or big dog goes insane. Usually a she, and will amaze you of how stupid she is. She can also cuddle in a weird way, by taking up the whole bed. And slobbers everywhere. And has a dent in there head. Physically and mentally.

" Oh my god what is wrong with your dog?!"
"Don't worry about her, she has deer brains."

by doodle1127 November 28, 2019

Sitcom brain

An affliction where a person's pattern of social interaction is structured like sitcom dialogue, and rarely deviates. Usually a coping mechanism for poor social acuity.

It's so painful speaking to Gary. He's always making jokes that flop, like out of place lines from the big bang theory. He's got sitcom brain.

by Konk miester August 23, 2020