A law of the internet, named after its originator, who codified it on Facebook, which states: If you have to write an article about your weird fetish, you don't actually have it and just want attention and hate clicks and should go back to posting half nudes on insta.
Prima: I just finished a Vice article about how I have a sexual attraction to coffee grounds!
Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.
Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.
by Shakes Turner December 28, 2023
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A classic "spirit of the law" joke, from an old 90's-era "Hagar the Horrible" cartoon:
IRS auditor: Hello, Mr. Horrible; I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to audit your income tax return.
Hagar (calling over his shoulder into the house): Bring me out a bottle of my best wine, Helga!
IRS auditor (making a huge huffy show of shocked indignance): You DARE try to BRIBE ME with a BOTTLE OF WINE?!??
Hagar (with cheerful imperturbability): Make that TWO bottles, Helga!
IRS auditor: (smiles broadly and closes his eyes in smug satisfaction --- hey, HE was no more morally-upstanding than the NEXT corrupt official; he just needed Hagar to "up the ante" a bit to get him to "take a soft approach" in his investigation! :P)
IRS auditor: Hello, Mr. Horrible; I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to audit your income tax return.
Hagar (calling over his shoulder into the house): Bring me out a bottle of my best wine, Helga!
IRS auditor (making a huge huffy show of shocked indignance): You DARE try to BRIBE ME with a BOTTLE OF WINE?!??
Hagar (with cheerful imperturbability): Make that TWO bottles, Helga!
IRS auditor: (smiles broadly and closes his eyes in smug satisfaction --- hey, HE was no more morally-upstanding than the NEXT corrupt official; he just needed Hagar to "up the ante" a bit to get him to "take a soft approach" in his investigation! :P)
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
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The Jonssons always seems so happy.
It's a good example of The Karamazov's Law, Mr. Jonssons told me yesterday that they are getting a divorce.
It's a good example of The Karamazov's Law, Mr. Jonssons told me yesterday that they are getting a divorce.
by M kazaim January 7, 2021
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This law obtained its name after notorious Minecraft developer
This law obtained its name after notorious Minecraft developer
A: *X* is broken
B: Thanks for the report, I´ve fixed *X*
A: *X* is still broken and now *Y* stopped working as well
B: You know, Zaify's law
B: Thanks for the report, I´ve fixed *X*
A: *X* is still broken and now *Y* stopped working as well
B: You know, Zaify's law
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Guy #1: “I love Dick (1999)”
Guy #2: “lmao you love Dick”
Guy #1: “I do, but I am also now a victim of Done’s Law
Guy #2: “lmao you love Dick”
Guy #1: “I do, but I am also now a victim of Done’s Law
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