David

David is a crazy motherfucker, obviously gay who likes to fight and gives warning shoots

Oh no David gave me warning shoots!

by tuamadre November 22, 2021

David

Has a huge dick, will rail you, after

one night you’ll fall in love forever

Omg David it’s so big

by Young thugga November 19, 2020

David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

David Icke

David Icke speaks on reptilian theory. Little did we know that this is controlled opposition. He is the reptilian. Go look at several of his videos or interviews and you will see the truth of his non-human form into the very thing he says he's exposing.

David Icke, is a very very good storyteller, so much though that he has everybody convinced that there are reptilians and they do not suspect that he is in fact one of them. He therefore gets to control the reptilian narrative.

by TheExposeroftheLIE August 8, 2025

Davide

Davide is a looking big dude, beautiful and very smart. It is important to know that Davide is the best brawlhalla player that you will ever see. If you wanna try to impress him just wear a pink hoodie and remember he loves being the center of attention so you can easily start a conversation about that.
Most important thing, he loves oden and he also love talking about him.

ODEN NITORYU TOUGEN SHIRATAKI!!
wow Davide you're fantastic

by NateSawyer November 26, 2021

David Miller

He is a music boy that is really smart

You got an award for music!? You must be a David Miller!

by IQ:1 September 12, 2022

David

A David is usually tall, 6'1, with short curly hair and brown eyes. David will have weirdly girly hands, even though he plays basketball and constantly carries one around school. You'll often see him walking with his boyfriend Luke and ignoring everyone around them. They're that couple. David has small dick energy but his ethnicity means you know he's packing. He plays a baritone saxophone in a band and says he enjoys it, but everyone knows he does it to keep his "mom" happy. He's not naturally smart but he excels in school despite showing up 10 minutes late to every class because the gym is always at the other end of the school. David is a friendly giant but he's a bit slow sometimes. Especially when he's playing along to backing tracks. David doesn't like the Miami Boy's Choir because he lives under a rock. Sad David :(

"Baby, is that David?"
"I think so"
"God David"

by puffy boy November 16, 2022