Davide Crapanzano

The man the myth the legend.

I am Davide Crapanzano

by dakedakebird January 23, 2025

David Myatt

Founded the order of nine angles

David myatt Leader of the o9a

by Xxxfi October 27, 2025

David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.

Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.

by howtosucdick June 2, 2020

David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.

person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one

by Pokimidari November 24, 2021

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

David

Most handsome boy without flaw sexy. Will sweep off any girls off their feet. Great personality. Confident above 6 feet. Hollow cheeks. Smart. Badass. Will get the girl he loves and marry her

Crush: Who's that boy?
Friend: He's David
Crush: He's very attractive and confident

by Emperor David January 6, 2021

David Alejandro Esquivel

Deportation. The act of deporting.

Don't make me David Alejandro Esquivel you.

by Jesus and Denise Esquivel June 8, 2018