Junction City Butt Flute

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.

Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"

by Big nad August 3, 2018

Cream City Tootsie Pop

The next level of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of stopping at just shitting inside your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover ejaculate on the feces filled prolapsed anus.

"I was going to just have a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop, but then Victor sneezed and accidentally jizzed on it. Now its a Cream City Tootsie Pop."

by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023

Kansas City Quick Step

The Kansas City Quick Step happens when you reach the moment immediately prior to an episode of explosive diarrhea.

Man, that Taco Bell had me doing the Kansas City Quick Step for half the night.

by J.Skellington January 18, 2022

Traverse city turkey trot

When you (man) or your female partner vomit in the women’s vagina and the man trots his penis in and out of the vagina.

Traverse city turkey trot. Chunky vomit from a long night of drinking blown in to your partners vagina. This can be used for men and men using anal.

by Dabyshiznit April 22, 2021

Garden City High School

Garden City High School is fucking hell. Please save yourself suicidal thoughts and depression by going to a different school.

Garden City High School is worse than death. I would rather be in a head on car crash then go here.

by Yourmom.com October 13, 2021

Bay City Firework Finisher

When you're having sex with a woman from behind and put your cigarette out in her anal cavity.

As I smoked my last cigarette and bent my cousin over the couch i couldn't find the ashtray ,so I gave her the ole' bay city firework finisher, that way we wouldn't burn my sisters house down again.

by Fuzzybushwhacker August 27, 2019

Tri-Cities recycle men

Try city’s recycle men: is a term used by murdered out to define the women, men in the try cities who recycle each other over and over and over again as if they are somebody new, but they’re not ask their ex over and over again

Danm bitch did you just date/fuck that dude last week now your home girl this week just rotating him this week and you’re gonna be dating him again next week either way you guys are just tri-Cities recycle men

by k187c April 16, 2023