Bum Nap

A nap you have to take early in the day because you got wasted too early.

Yo I’m gonna go take a bum nap, I’ll try to meet up with you later.

by BlountForce September 6, 2019

bum shard

To insert a shard of crystal meth in one's anus

Dude, Im totally down for a bum shard tonite!

by Tung punch July 30, 2015

Finger-Bum

to place ones finger, in ones bum whilst under instruction to only place fingers in the vagina.

"OH MY GAWD, MEXICAN! WHY DID YOU FINGER -BUM ME!! THERE WAS NO BUM CONSENT!"

Good ol'Finger-Bum

by Dan&Indi September 8, 2016

Poo bum

1) When you don’t wipe properly and you still got a bit off brown bits in your crack

2) an offensive Insult

He smells, he has a poo bum

by BritishBleach June 24, 2018

Mucky bum

Mucky bum is the result of passing copious amounts of excrement and having it stick to unusually long anal hair.

I have a bit of a mucky bum this morning dude.

by RideshareLingo November 29, 2019

Riley’s bum

A deformed but because from falling out of a 3 story window

Have you seen Riley’s bum? It’s deformed

by John fortnite December 30, 2021

Cum Bum Yum Yum

It’s made by sticking sausages up a bum
Spin your sausage like rotisserie
Then we start the jizzery
This is called Cum Bum Yum Yum

I’m having Cum Bum Yum Yum for my Jizzmas dinner this year.

by LoganTheWhitleyite March 12, 2025