garsh bag

(n) A person who is always taking things for themselves; selfish; also they have a lot of money but mooch off of everyone

Man, I hate that guy- he's such a Sperry wearing garsh bag who never does anything for anyone.

by jdizzz January 20, 2017

Bean bagged

When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.

Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?

by Acka123 January 24, 2020

The Pendulum Bag

A sexual act in which an average to poorly endowed bayman with a biblically large scrotum engages in doggy-style sex. The oversized bag swings like a pendulum, crashing against the female’s clitoris like the waves of Griquet, causing mild pleasure.

Jeez by, I never had much of a lad, but luckily Jen dies for the pendulum bag.

by Master Seacock April 8, 2019

Douche Bag

a person who is rude and will make a perfect punching bag when irritated

I need to practice with my douche bag, i need a better punch

by PANDAHlOVER December 17, 2014

Licking Bag

Licking bag is synonymous with performing oral sex on an ass, commonly referred to as "eating ass"

I was hammered and going down on this girl. Got some drunk confidence and went a little further south. Caught a dingleberry but would definitely try licking bag again

by minervasnudes August 8, 2016

Shady Bag

(Adjective) Vernacular referring to a bag of illicit substances that contains noticeably less "stuff" than was advertised, but not so much less that the purchaser will do anything more than grumble slightly. For bags missing much more of their content, see "fucked over".

"Goddammit this is a fucking shady bag! A quarter ounce that weighs barely 6 grams... WITH the fucking bag?!"

or

"If that mother fucker sells me one more shady bag I'm gonna take a pair of bolt-cutters to his fucking taint."

by Astro-Smoker April 1, 2010

titan bag

When you teabag someone in Titanfall. Can be titan-on-human, human-on-titan, or titan-on-titan. Human-on-human teabagging is frowned upon, because it's not sufficiently epic. Spelled with either a space or a hyphen, because titanbag looks like tit-an-bag, which sounds like a sex thing.

Me: "I'm going to kick the shit out of you in Titanfall, scrub."

UPS Billy: "I'm going to titan bag you every chance I get."

by F0r Aiur February 7, 2014