Yoda car

The "yoda car" involves two people who are stripped naked and tied to the front of a two cars (one male and one female). The two cars collide at very fast speeds. this continues until ejactulation.

Mechanic:"what happened to your truck"

Me: "i got a lil freaky last night and tried the "yoda car"

by Orangutanmaestro November 28, 2024

Car Pong

A game that desperate teenagers play when they can't find a table for ruit. The game involves driving to a desolate or secluded area, and then setting up the cups on the roof and front hood of the car. You then proceed to shoot as if it was a regular ruit table with one team standing at the front, and each member of the opposite team shooting from the passanger and driver side door respectively.

I heard you and your boys played Car Pong at Brett woods last night.
Yeah dude, shit was ragein.

by gmasterflex June 26, 2010

My Car

I don't really need to get within arms reach of kid you piece of shit.

Hym "Hey how do you feel about that judge ruling the YouTube can now subject to lawsuits for radicalizing people on the internet Cody Johnston? Is that a thing you've heard about? What's my score? I can guarantee if you all took threats to children more seriously you all would have let this go 15 years ago and it would be less. You lose an uncle too? They need to demonetize all of the YouTube vermin so you pieces of shit have to get real jobs. You should be less worried about my car and more worried about what happens when the score finishes getting tallied. Self righteous piece of shit."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

Ride On Car

Ride on cars are the coolest fucking thing ever invented.

"Ride on cars are the coolest fucking thing ever invented."

-Huggbees

by 8Bit_Cat July 28, 2024

extreme car simulator

a game most of you have played as children

y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator

someone: no , why

y/n : did you even have a childhood

by cheeznotfound_ July 30, 2021

Kimchi car

A cheap used car that is traded between service members as they come and go from duty in South Korea.

I bought a kimchi car from a GI for $500 last year but can easily get $750 when I return to the States in a few weeks.

by Kakeman January 17, 2018

clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.

"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.

by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020