Death

A celebra- I mean a tragic day when someone passes away

Person: Grandmas death was very sad, she’ll be missed.
Goth Kid: She was listening to Death Metal Music
Person: Are you retarded?

by Rex Sean September 2, 2021

Death Poopy

a poopie so large it requires you to take all of your clothes off

dude: i am experiencing the beginning stages of a death poopy please pray for me

guy: i wish you the best of luck, today keep me posted

by P00P13 G4RB0 January 27, 2020

Five finger death cuntch

The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.

Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.

Big Easy: ummmm what?

Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.

Big Easy: o bloody hell...

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019

Death

Something we all wish for one day.

Person 1: Hey, do you know what Death is?
Person 2: Yeah! I've wanted it since birth!

by Jayy :) January 27, 2022

death

january: my cat, my teacher
febuary: my two rabits (on one day)
march: my guinea pig
april: my other rabit

life is cruel so death helps you

by TheLonelyOne:) July 7, 2022

Death

something that sets you free from this world whenever you want

Hydra was so sick of this world she was waiting for death

by igotitallHANDLED May 1, 2022

Death Cord

The two cords in your neck linking to your collar bone.

She punched me right in the darn tootin' death cord!

by MasterofALLL May 5, 2010