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Takes Tuesdays

A phrase used to describe a long period of time; a long wait
Marky: Hey man, is that Pizza done yet?
Josh "The O": Nah man, you know that shit takes tuesdays.
by TheBlackDonKing May 22, 2009
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take a biscuit

Becoming a slang phrase for “take a shit” in South Africa.
I’m going to take a biscuit
by Stephzsz January 14, 2018
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i'll take it luv

on May 9th, Twitter user "ind¡go" @kxltist, now going by @imort6lp6r6doxx, was exposed by multiple of their ex-mutuals for asking them for money 24/7, even when they said they didn't have any money or were low on cash. they would spend every hour of the day going into their mutuals messages and asking for money and wouldn't stop even if they didn't get a response back. the phrase "i'll take it luv" refers to them asking their ex-mutual, @hnoceur, for money, and when their ex-mutual said they only had $4 left after spending most of their money on dinner, they said "i'll take it luv", offering to take their ex-mutuals last $4.

they'd often say they needed the money for ubers, trains, buses, food, appointments, etc. but she was exposed by her ex-bfs family for spending the money on drugs, fent, and weed.
"hey can I borrow some money for a ride?"
"sorry i only have $4 to my name I just spent on all on dinner :("
"I'll take it luv"
by anbyburger May 11, 2025
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Take ayr

Margy took big ayr yesterday. Hey Josh, take ayr.
by Zubar October 3, 2018
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mr take yo ho

bitch i took yo ho fuck u gone do about it they call me mr take yo ho.
by mr fuck your m0m April 11, 2023
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Taking the cow to market

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"
by Vic140385 August 14, 2008
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