Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022

Poo Face

A person with a face that looks like poo.

Man your face looks like poo. Haha poo face

by OragnutanusRex March 29, 2017

deja poo

The feeling that you've heard this crap before

Hey there! I would like to see you again. I'm single.

Me: Deja Poo!

by Drope it June 8, 2016

Kissy-poo

When you go to give your cat a kiss just a little tiny kiss very small kissy just a widdle kissy wiss kissy wiss kissy wissy kissy wissy poo kissy poo KISSYPOOKISSYPOOKISSYPOO

“I just call my cat Mr. Kissy-poo now because I love him so much!”
“My boyfriend hates when I call my cat Kissy-poo because he is jealous of our bond!”

by Skylar White Yo November 28, 2023

Deju Poo

The vague memory of having had a poo before.

I feel like I have had this exact same poo before at Mary's house. It's like Deju Poo.

by KOPoo AD & MS March 31, 2009

pee poo

Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson is pee poo

by Vleet December 23, 2022

Marinating a poo

The act of keeping a large poo inside your rectum, and "marinating" it by farting around it for a while, so you can enjoy the intoxicating scent of stronger smelling farts during the marinating process.

Bill your farts smell heavenly!
Well they should, ive been marinating a poo for about an hour!

by Fecal India November 13, 2025