Doherty’s Law

The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.

That hot girl got with him!? Forget luck, he must have Doherty’s Law on his side

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.

"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."

by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

Godlose Law

Internet adage stating that as an online discussion drags on, the likelihood

someone is going to make a comparison to Trump significantly increases.

The Godlose Law is the ugly brother of the Godwin Law.

by Ausaris September 12, 2025

grandaunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's grandparent's brother.
2. The sister of one's grandparent-in-law.

My grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Pengu's Law

Whenever you have any semblance of happiness, you must have something happen to you that makes to more depressed than u started.

I came up with Pengu's Law as a joke... and now my depression is just skyrocketing

by Pengu28 April 1, 2022

4th Law of Motion

A nigga with motion will remain with motion until a nigga with equal or more motion hinders or stops their motion.

You can’t go band for band with him, he’s well versed in the 4th Law of Motion

by JCrow3000 November 21, 2023

The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.

The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.

by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025