this is someone who spends his life on discord and has for a very long time already, a Green Valley Monster is someone who pretends to be more autistic than they already are to gain sympathy from unsuspecting minors so it’s easier to groom them.
Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/
they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.
once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer
if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/
they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.
once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer
if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
by Brian Yeh June 2, 2022
Get the Green Valley Monstermug. Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.
After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.
Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!
Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!
by teamdiscoverychannel September 19, 2017
Get the Hobos Green Johnsonmug. Slang for Canadian twenty dollar bill. Named for the portrait of Queen Elizabeth II on each bill, and their green colour.
YO! This stack of Fat green Betty's are worth a 5th of a Benjamin each, provided the looney is at par with the American dollar, BOYEES!!
by Irreverenthope September 4, 2011
Get the Fat Green Bettymug. When walking alongside someone and approaching hedges, you deliver a clean hip check so they end up ass over tea kettle in said bushes
by smithword July 22, 2018
Get the green bus ridemug. When a kid is very stingy and weird and skinny and short and tiny and not cute and really weird and a mamas boy that doesn’t do anything wrong that has a weird smile
by Sarrraaaaaaa December 12, 2019
Get the Green bean kidmug. A famous dish among those of larger stature, (Obese) and that also like to ride unicycles. Their family is usually large as well or very poor, as this meal is extremely easy to prepare and fattening.
"Marge, grab a can of green beans from the store, we can just use my toe jam in place of the cheese, I'm craving some cheesy green beans."
by Pseudonymous Poorson November 28, 2016
Get the cheesy green beansmug. The Green Shark Grinder is an herbgrinder with a dispenser. It is high quality and made in the USA by Cali-Tree. It is the original and only grinder that has a dispenser built into it. It has a huge chamber, a nice screen and accessories so that you can customize your grind.
"My Green Shark Grinder grinds, stores and dispenses my herbs!"
"The Green Shark Grinder is a beast! It hold's over an 8th in the chamber!"
"Grab that Green Shark and pour me another shot of that Silver Haze."
"The Green Shark Grinder is a beast! It hold's over an 8th in the chamber!"
"Grab that Green Shark and pour me another shot of that Silver Haze."
by Gfd January 27, 2014
Get the green shark grindermug.