cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.

Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.

by tinypelican January 13, 2025

Boston Cream Glaze

The act of blowing a load on ones lips

I'm gonna give you a Boston cream glaze if don't shut the fuck up

by GarfieldFan89 April 13, 2024

Irish cream

When one cum's onto a sheep's back than proceeds to put the animal in a bus school and ram it full speed into a hospital wall.

Man two irish creams alone this year, what has the world became.

by Magnus Tata December 31, 2020

Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016

Ice Cream Sandwich

When you turn your partner on their side and stuff their little holes with your ice cream

Man last night my friend gave me the best ice cream sandwich in my asshole!!!!

by glizzy mentality July 30, 2023

Whipped cream

A man or woman who has exceptional abilities in his/her profession.

- Lebron James is a cherry.

- No, he is just a whipped cream.

by TamasA February 4, 2020

cream filled dicky bar

a penis.also a way of getting a woman to agree to give head

Man: wanna try my cream filled dicky bar?

Woman: shur,is that like a twinky

Man: cum here ill show ya

by gun3 March 2, 2011