international hit a man month

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3

you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

hit

somone who has been up for numerous days using meth, has not had anything to eat, has sores everywhere from picking, talks in tounges or makes no sense, sees shadow people, and thinks that every car behind them is a cop.

that geeked out eastsider looks hit

by struck for days July 17, 2010

q hit

Reciving multiple cumshots at once

Look at that guy q hitting

by wizard glenn September 23, 2016

hit the peep

A term for being gay and having no friends.

Aaron: “hey I totally hit the peep last night!”
Bob: “Bro I said miss me with that gay shit.”

by Thoticus subreme May 14, 2018

Hit the hay

Crank my hog

It's been a long day, I'm going to "hit the hay".

by Big Al's Hog Barn July 30, 2025

ethan hit

The last hit from a bowl/bong, when everyone else thinks it’s dead, and that last suborn person demands to get one last hit out of it.

“Hey dude, you want the ethan hit?”

“Hold on man, there’s still an ethan hit!”

by BadWolf98 August 20, 2018

Hit me, but don’t shit me

It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.

Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.

by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022