A girl from ashbourne who drinks every 2 days in the weir and gets gangbanged by 4 fellas for some cocaine
guy 1:this chick is sexy man. guy 2: shes one of them ashbourne birds shes a walking std dont go near that cokehead
by urbansoupgod October 6, 2022

Bird day is a day on 1st of April in which everybody is required to express their support for all birds by engaging in birdposting
by talpro March 31, 2025

by Gary Beach October 16, 2019

Me: "Did you hear the knicked my man?"
Bredrin: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah bro. He's doing bird right now"
That geezer got a bird
Bredrin: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah bro. He's doing bird right now"
That geezer got a bird
by makkathedapperyungtrapper December 2, 2020

dashie: that fucking bird that i hate.
that fucking bird that i hate: THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e
dashie: WHAT
that fucking bird that i hate: THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e
dashie: WHAT
by superdupersquid December 9, 2024

When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.
Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.
by SassySammie June 18, 2021
