Fortnite is a game that your 8 year old nephew, or even worse, you yourself has an addiction too. When you grow up you realise that you were cringe. Don't play Fortnite.
A: I just spent 300 dollars to buy some V-Bucks on Fortnite!
B: What do you need V-Bucks for?
A: Skins.
B: -and?
A: Yeah that's it.
B: ...
B: What do you need V-Bucks for?
A: Skins.
B: -and?
A: Yeah that's it.
B: ...
by naturally idiotic April 8, 2024
Get the Fortnitemug. A battle royal game that no one will shut up about. There are 100 players in a match and the last one standing, wins.
by Sparkzy September 25, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. That shit ton of a game that 8 year olds and virgins play. Like seriously it's dead go play Minecraft or some other better game.
by Thanos_in_the_closet August 10, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. by Engine 4 May 5, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. A battle royale game so popular and overrated that even the most normie of the Staceys and Chads have tried to jump on the bandwagon.
Stacey: OMG, Harry, you have Fortnite on your iPad? Can you give me an invite please?
Harry: I don’t have any.
Stacey: OMG, like, how could you do that? I just wanna try a game that sounds fun!
Harry: Do you own a laptop?
Stacey: Um, yeah?
Harry: Buy it on laptop then!
Stacey: OMG BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE IT ON LAPTOP AND WHY WOULD I SPEND ACTUAL MONEY ON SOMETHING I’M GONNA DITCH AS SOON AS THE TREND ENDS?!
Harry: I don’t have any.
Stacey: OMG, like, how could you do that? I just wanna try a game that sounds fun!
Harry: Do you own a laptop?
Stacey: Um, yeah?
Harry: Buy it on laptop then!
Stacey: OMG BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE IT ON LAPTOP AND WHY WOULD I SPEND ACTUAL MONEY ON SOMETHING I’M GONNA DITCH AS SOON AS THE TREND ENDS?!
by A nerdy geek May 25, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. 