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Michael

don't talk to Michael he will hiss at you
by mangogoddess May 9, 2022
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Bradley Michael Baasch

Bradley Michael Baasch is an amazing guy that plays hockey, and you already know he has good sportsmanship but will be willing to fight for his team. Bradley is sexy, strong, cool, fearless, hillbilly, ETC. Bradley has a mullet, and also a hockey playing family too. His dad is ripped and his brother is cool (BTW Bradley always gets good looks by girls)
OMG Bradley Michael Baasch

is so hot I can’t stop looking!
by GIGACHAD44 September 25, 2022
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Michael Andrews

A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.
Holy shit, that guy's a Michael Andrews!
by DefinitionRobert October 28, 2020
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Michael

Random guy: hey, is that a bellybutton?
Me: thats no ordinary bellybutton, thats Michael.
by Yolomymum November 24, 2021
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Michael aderman

-God. Not a. THE.

There's only ONE Michael Aderman.

-Michael Aderman the tongue tickler, breaker of walls, destroyer of dams, slayer of sluts.

-If you ever come across one in the wild don't make eye contact or he'll make a whore out of you too. And you'll take every bit of it with a smile and beg for more.

- Daddy

-"It is what it is" personified.

- Grand master slinger of the sexiest t-shirt slogans your eyeballs have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

- Your mother loves him. My mother loves him. His mother?...ehhhhhh....not so much. But THOT? Ya. Her mother loves him too. So PEMDAS or whatever.
You see that guy over there? He's the Michael Aderman of all things pussy. Clit commander my guy is.

What do you mean you don't know if you've ever had a real orgasm before? You must've never gotten to experience the Michael Aderman. You'd know if you did.

Did you see that dope ass shirt; dripping in SEX? It's a Michael Aderman!
by SatansWh<3re666 March 31, 2023
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Creamy Michael

The act of ejaculating inside a vagina as opposed to pulling out
"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"

"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024
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National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths
Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division
by R/gallop March 12, 2022
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