National Opposite Day!

You have to go out opposite side of you!

Girl:hey bro boy:why you callin me a bro? Girl:it’s January 15 National opposite day!

by Bananaboo315 January 14, 2020

National dance day

October 25th a day you can just dance bc its fun and bc you need to let loose sometimes

person 1: guess what day it is.
person 2: what day is it?
person 1: October 25th national dance day duh
person 2: oh yay when should we start dancing?
person 1: now

by idotknowyourname October 21, 2019

National ask out day

October 12th ask out anybody! It's ok to get rejected but nobody is supposed to be sine on this day

Aubrey: are you Still single
Me: yea why?
Aubrey : not any more it's national ask out day

by Skai wayyy too shiesty October 11, 2021

National Kill Strategetic Day

This occurs on July 14th. National Kill Strategetic Day is when you GET TO FUCKING KILL HIM. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM KLSEHRGN;.LELIKRGHBE;R/LGKHEWBR';LFIKWEHNR'GHERTHG

Console: Hey! It's National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: I'm grabbing the shotgun.

by Azterica July 14, 2023

National Lebets Day

October 6th, national Lebets (have sex) day!!!!!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Person 1: Today is National Lebets Day!
Person 2: Okay!

by The_Condutor October 6, 2022

National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022

National Drip Day

National Drip Day is held on September 30th.

Everyone must wear their iciest drip.

Those who do not bring their icy drip will be deviously licked from existence by the Drip God.

Guy #1: Hey bro where's your drip? It's National Drip Day.
Guy#2: What? Wym?
Guy#1: Oh God Oh No.

Guy#2: *Ceases to exist*

by Neon_Cancer September 29, 2021