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Grand National Knob Jockey

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!
by Horsebox Harry October 25, 2006
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National Minion Meme Day

December 2nd is officially National Minion meme day. This is very important, as you can be a boomer on this day.
Person 1: what day is it?
Person 2: National minion meme day!

Person 1: what’s that mean?
Person 2: you can say dumb minion memes and post them on media today!
by KZ :) December 3, 2019
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Iranian National Republic Day

Day of the year when Iranians come together to celebrate (read 'grieve') the establishment of the Republic, appropriately on April Fool's Day. (Seriously)
Iranian 1: Dude, today's the Iranian National Republic Day.
Iranian 2: Cool, let's go out and celebrate our freedom and democracy!
Iranian 1: Lemme see if the government is shooting at people first.
by URNN January 2, 2010
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national Vsco girl day

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Dude happy vsco girl day
Happy vsco day bru
Dude check out that vsco girl
Damn bru she be fine as hellllll
Her she’ll necklace is sooooo hottt
Ya I’m so happy it’s October 26 (aka vsco girl day)
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by Madi swinford October 10, 2019
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National Dumb Bitch Day

The national holiday for dumb bitches, that’s right guys, there is indeed a holiday for us ;)
Shut the fuck up addy, it’s national dumb bitch day, time for shots!
by izzytizzy March 2, 2020
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National Cat Maid Day

National Cat Maid Day is on the 25th of November every year, it's a day where you and your friend group, no matter your gender, have to dress up as cat maids and go out.
Person 1: "hey it's the 25th of November! National Cat Maid Day!"
Person 2: "Guess we have to dress up as cat maids ;)"
by SherlockWatson221 November 6, 2020
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National Eat Ass Day

National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.
Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.
by Ugly gorl May 25, 2018
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