Poo Priority

(noun) When one cleans the bathroom, he/she receives the honor of getting the first poop after being cleaned.

Trent (yelling into the bathroom): Yo! What are you doing, dude?!

Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?

Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..

by C-RAHD1992 October 22, 2011

Poo-dini

When a poo's Velocity is so great, it falls into the toilet and slips around the piping of the toilet and disappears. After finishing, and before flushing the toilet you realize the poo has vanished et voila! It's done a poo-dini!

Rob "hey man how was your poo?"

Steve "I dunno man, By the time I looked, it was gone, it did a poo-dini on me!"

Rob "Spewin'!, bet it was a good one..."

by Where did my poo go October 24, 2011

Clown Teeth Poo

the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth

pppttthunk , thats the sound of a clown teeth poo

by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 8, 2011

Poo Crew

To leave human excrement in public and often inappropriate places.

A: Yeah when I found out she cheated on me I poo crewed her mother's bed

B: You did what??

A: Left a slimy great turd under her sheets

by Johann von Hosenschlange November 9, 2011

Poo Props

Giving acknowledgement or congratulations to a person who generated a large-sized or stinky poop. Usually given to someone who experiences poo pride.

Wow, Ted, my eyes watered when I walked into the bathroom after you. Well done. Poo Props to you.

by jigglebelly1 September 2, 2011

Poo Dude

A man who is very, very interested in having anal sex with as many women as he can.

Jack: Hey, is that Ders?

Spoon: Yeah, he had anal with 30 girls in one semister.
Jack: So hes a poo dude?
Spoon: Totally

by FartyPants McAssburgers September 13, 2011

Poo Pipe Potholer

A person (usually male) who regularly enjoys deep anal-sex.

"That Poo Pipe Potholer rammed me all the way into my bowels. I ain't shit for a week."

"So my dear. I fancy a bit of Poo Pipe Potholing tonight. Get the Vaseline."

by MickTheSick September 22, 2011