vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

hair purgatory

The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.

I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.

by emmatortie June 10, 2015

Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms

“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”

by Thebreakfastclub17 January 29, 2022

lawnmower hair

a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.

the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair

by annyywayyss November 7, 2017

Pineapple Hairs

The green leaves on top of a pineapple (ex. Spongebob’s house)

Anix- “What do I call these? Pineapple hairs?”

by rknboo June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

In Anix’s youtube video where he recreates Bikini Bottom, he refers to the stem of Spongebob’s pineapple, as pineapple hairs.

I need to build some pineapple hairs for spongebobs pineapple!

by scarlettfyre June 16, 2020