Hair-Mergency

Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.

I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP.

by Reneofny October 23, 2024

Noodle hair

The mop on top of ksi’s big head

Simon: man look at his noodle hair.
Tobi: fuckin noodles man.

by It’s me josh June 9, 2020

vampire hair

Hair with vampire-like qualities. Such as an awesome widow's peak above the forehead.

" Hey, have you seen Eric the boy's hair? He's screechin' full throttle vampire hair. It makes me want to put a baboon onto orbit, bro!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

Pineapple hairs

Word created by Anix, meaning you don't know what the real word is for the spiky things on top of a pineapple so you call it pineapple hairs.

I don't know what those green things are callled, so I'll call them pineapple hairs.

by EY WHAT U DOING IN MY SWAMP DO June 16, 2020

Bear Hair

When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed

"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"

by themixerupper September 25, 2017

pineapple hairs

The green things on top of the pineapple. Created by Anix in his recent youtube video. Making houses from the tv show spongebob

Pineapple hairs are the green things on top of the fruit.

by matchagreetea June 16, 2020

hair pancake

A huge clump of hair that nobody in their right mind would consider edible. Possibly supernatural, or possibly just freshly removed from the shower drain.

Watch out Minerva, if you leave a hair pancake out Reverse Santa will come early this year.

by iononothing September 8, 2021