ur mom

a comeback nobody can comeback from.

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*

by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021

ur mom

a highly intellectual phrase used as a punchline; it is considered one of the funniest jokes ever conceived globally on earth; government officials within area 51 have also reported that aliens, too, view this as the most humorous phrase known to their existence.

"Hey Conner! I just got a girlfriend!!"
"Really Ava?? That's awesome, what's she like?"
"...... ur mom."
*hysteric laughing noises ensue from both conner and ava*

by dykerella September 20, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is so fat

ur mom joke

by dddddaaaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeeeee February 28, 2022

Ur mom

Someone that you fuck on the daily(preferably anyone's mom)

I did Ur mom last night.

by Erickbeugly October 6, 2021

ur mom

someone who gave birth to u and loved u ur whole life

ur mom

by charli that me November 23, 2021

Ur Mom

The Person who loves me more than you <3

Ur Mom is Hot

by Evrem March 21, 2022

Ur Mom

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Jimmy: Hey bro!
Timmy: Ur mom
Jimmy: *dies of cringe*
Bystander: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Timmy: Ur mom
Bystander: *brutally explodes*

by noSe_Ayuda194 December 24, 2023