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potato

it’s uncooked form may be underestimated. but, you never underestimate it’s TRUE form.

french fries
hashbrowns

mashed potatoes

literally every type of potato
you should know what potatoes are
mugGet the potatomug.

washed sweet potato

by Penipu Mati August 12, 2021
mugGet the washed sweet potatomug.

touch potato

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
by glenglish May 19, 2017
mugGet the touch potatomug.

potato

1. A phone, computer, or other electronic device which has such a level of inferiority so as to inflict rage upon the user and/or content viewer

2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
1. This computer is such a potato! It won't even load Word right!

2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
by Anti-Antidote October 20, 2016
mugGet the potatomug.

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021
mugGet the potato alarm clockmug.

grassy potato

An enormously over sized, poorly groomed, nut sack ...ripe with fromunder cheese.
Many years ago at a Dead show, I saw some Deadheads' grassy potato while sleeping in a van.
by _theniggafigga_ November 14, 2015
mugGet the grassy potatomug.

potato

Mr. Ward
by BUTTMUNCH 46573 February 17, 2017
mugGet the potatomug.

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