it’s uncooked form may be underestimated. but, you never underestimate it’s TRUE form.
french fries
hashbrowns
mashed potatoes
literally every type of potato
you should know what potatoes are
french fries
hashbrowns
mashed potatoes
literally every type of potato
you should know what potatoes are
by Jungshook forever and always May 7, 2018

by Penipu Mati August 12, 2021

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
by glenglish May 19, 2017

1. A phone, computer, or other electronic device which has such a level of inferiority so as to inflict rage upon the user and/or content viewer
2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
1. This computer is such a potato! It won't even load Word right!
2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
by Anti-Antidote October 20, 2016

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

by _theniggafigga_ November 14, 2015
