Jacked, hangs out with the chillest dudes, wears the freshest clothes, eats at the best restaurants, gets all the ladies.
by Hard as fuck October 25, 2019

He is amazing that you will ever met. He is the man that will stand at the pinnacle of the sea someday.
by Disclaimersxccz November 21, 2021

Ryan is a person that is a very laid back person but sometimes needs attention. Sometimes he can be mean but in the end he will appologize. Ryan is a very loyal friend who spending time with friends and family. Ryan can also have a bubble but, also beware Ryan can be easy to piss off. Ryan can make you laugh alot and enjoy your time with a Ryan. If you ever see a Ryan be nice and he will too.
by Deer Park Water Bottle May 27, 2020

Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024

by Pooky pie September 8, 2021

by LiveAckerman August 19, 2022

A god among mortals. He looks can crake you blind. He is our savior but isn’t so kind to sinners. You may think he is just an ordinary man, but he knows everyone of us and hopes for us to life in the warmth of his grace and love.
by Ryan’s Worshiper April 10, 2021
