A basic game for basic bitches.
The game that made you think you were a gamer, but not really because better video games have been out for longer, you just didn't notice because you're basic.
Fortnite actually stands for a period of 2 weeks, which is all I could play this trash game for, before it became old news.
The game that made you think you were a gamer, but not really because better video games have been out for longer, you just didn't notice because you're basic.
Fortnite actually stands for a period of 2 weeks, which is all I could play this trash game for, before it became old news.
by GreatHeretic August 16, 2018
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Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A
and Ligma.
The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A
and Ligma.
The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
by ittyyy August 19, 2018
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it is said that for every fortnite account that is made, the user gets ligma, therefore the user loses his girlfriend, job and house, other symptoms are extreme laziness and antisocial behavior, so as you see, this game is more dangerous than you think, People are still working on a cure, but it turns out the disease is unstoppable after the patient has played one or more round(s) of fortnite unless their mom forbids them to play it.
Stay Safe and get ROBLOX instead.
it is said that for every fortnite account that is made, the user gets ligma, therefore the user loses his girlfriend, job and house, other symptoms are extreme laziness and antisocial behavior, so as you see, this game is more dangerous than you think, People are still working on a cure, but it turns out the disease is unstoppable after the patient has played one or more round(s) of fortnite unless their mom forbids them to play it.
Stay Safe and get ROBLOX instead.
BREAKING NEWS: Ligma epidemy increased severely since end 2017, Breakup rate increased by 97,2% among gamers. Homelessness levels among gamers increased 162,9% among gamers too. laziness has also increased. Fortnite is still not banned.
by that fucking degenerate weeb August 20, 2018
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Kid: F0rTN1T3 R0CksSs!!!!iiii!!! ( the kid is lying )
Popular Kid: I LOVE fortnite, hey, do YOU play fortnite??
Unpopular Kid: ...ummm... yes...?
Popular Kid: You are One of us now, child.
Unpopular Kid: YYYAAAYYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAAAAYYY
Popular Kid: I LOVE fortnite, hey, do YOU play fortnite??
Unpopular Kid: ...ummm... yes...?
Popular Kid: You are One of us now, child.
Unpopular Kid: YYYAAAYYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAAAAYYY
by TheFrappinator August 22, 2018
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Real niggas play roblox.
Real niggas play roblox.
by LouieBeltWhipSmackySacky89 January 17, 2019
Get the Fortnite mug.fortnite is fucking bullshit, it has a very competitive community. the people you die to 50% of the time are the very skilled players destroying you with a plane. i like that you can buy very cool skins! for a very low price of $30 you can look cool with a pixed character, the $30 you spend is really worth it since you gain absolutely no advantage from having the skin. I like that quadlaunchers and p90s were added to the game to make the skill gap very clear.
by fortnite lover January 19, 2019
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