The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.

Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020

Bird Box

When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly

I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out

by Hellyfish January 12, 2019

Baby-Bird Boofing

When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus

Once at this party, I was Baby-Bird Boofing a full beer with the help of Abigail.

by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021

Safety bird

A girl you lower your standards for in order to get away with anything.

Did you hear what happened last night our Bob got home drunk and smashed chips off his girlfriend's head, thank God the a safety bird.

by ]terrydactly September 8, 2018

Letting the birds out

When a big assed girl (especially those named Susan) lets their fucking rangoon filled tits out for all to see. Done especially in swimming pools and at nude beaches.

Man: Oh fuck! Is she really gonna do it?!
Other man: She’s really gonna fucking do it! She’s letting the birds out!
Susan: Hey boys, want some rangoon loaded fuckers!?

by HandyDandyJandy June 5, 2022

MORE BIRDS

When you see a group of birds you scream MORE BIRDS

Cranley:MORE BIRDS
ME:MORE BIRDS

by Rodney Stewart September 27, 2023

Angry Birds Economy

Another cool Angry Birds related Discord bot, but with powerful economy only.

P1: yo, you heard about angry birds economy?
P2: nah, what's this?
P1: this is a bot with angry birds related economy
P2: cool, imma invite this bot to my server and check it out

by GravyZet February 11, 2021