Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.

Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!

by SnowyBoardingFish October 31, 2021

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April 27

National Give Your Fiancé Head Day. You Have to, It's the Law.

Friend 1- Wow your fiancé is a big POG Chad! What are you doing today?

Friend 2- I'm giving him head today because it's april 27!

by AquaChad April 27, 2021

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The day the biggest bitch the world has ever seen was born. Today is a historic day. This day giizbitch Martell was born.

April 27 is ass

by Fcknigha April 26, 2021

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April 27 is the national buster day. Everyone born in this day are automatically fat and get no hoes and are broke.

Look his name is Jared and he was born in April 27 we know he gets no hoes

by Realtropi March 24, 2023

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National only stanky ahh b!tches hate on wiggles day

“Wiggles ur annoying asf & act like a pick me.” An example that a stanky ahh b!tch would say on Tuesday, April 11 2023

by Flabbyab April 12, 2023

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National Hold Hands with a person from the opposite gender for at least 5 minutes.

Him: "Why are you holding my hand?"
Her: "You don't know? it's National Hold Hands day!! "

It's 25 April 2022!!

by useridgafboutjail April 22, 2022

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15 of April is the best day ever because every bad bitch on earth is born that day so let’s celebrate the 15 of April

by pornesianparrapio April 18, 2022

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