Poo Placement

The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:

I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement

As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.

by all_red7 May 3, 2013

mighty poo

loud. very loud. Diarrhea-related.

"Whoa, John must have just had a Mighty Poo in there."

by Blaze Gardener March 31, 2023

Poo-Doo

A ritual in which porcelain bowl and human mate with one another

Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want no part of this shit! We’re doin Poo-Doo!

by EdwinZacharia July 28, 2021

turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.

Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'

by McChuff January 28, 2024

poo status

1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.

USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

comments:

USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?

by Millard Filmore May 13, 2014

poo

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by tears of sunshine October 20, 2018

poo

shit and piss smeared on the ass and then comes out of the dick hole along with some cum and someone eats the cum-shit-piss-smegma-period shit

i took a poo
someone: WHAT THE FUCK THATS FUCKING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK SHIT COCK ASS PUSSY CUM COCK BUTTHOLE

by REALcool guy November 19, 2021