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Facebook Slam

Sending a friend request so they see who the slam is from, then immediately blocking them. When they click to accept OR click on the profile of the sender, it sends you to the FU screen that facebook puts up when you're blocked. The message says:

"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."

This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.
"I facebook slammed my exe's friends, who I never spoke to on facebook anyway, but I want to showcase what an asshole I am, so I sent them friend requests then immediately blocked them."
by Leaving Commiefornia December 15, 2016
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facebook half hoe

A girl who posts fully clothed pictures for the sole purpose of getting attention and likes from men or women.
That girl sure is a facebook half hoe, she almost a facebook hoe.
by 12potatoes January 23, 2017
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Facebook Guilt

Defensive reaction to finding out someone is not on Facebook. Usually indicated by the word "just". As in, "I just use it to stay in touch with friends/family".
If I happen to mention that I'm not on Facebook, nine times out of ten someone's Facebook Guilt kicks in, even though I have made no judgement whatsoever.
by HappyHorse January 3, 2017
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facebook crazy

When someone is so cought up in other people's drama that they loose track of their own life.
She lost her kids when she went Facebook crazy.
by Bitteroldwife October 16, 2015
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The equivalent to the phrase "stick that in your pipe and smoke it" or "take that to the bank."
I just gave you a huge dose of truth, man. Stick that on your Facebook and post it!
by TheMayorOfEarth January 18, 2016
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married on facebook

This means a virtual marriage involving Facebook.
It isn't real and can be to just about anybody.
facebook marriage virtual married on facebook socialmedia marry married
by Dragon Bubble March 16, 2016
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Facebook purge

The reason for the Facebook purge it "You can't handle the truth"

Col. Nathan R. Jessep
by Lt. Daniel Kaffee October 12, 2018
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