A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
Get the brother's teamug. Someone who gives you bits and pieces of a conversation/ story over a long period of time, specifically during a conversation over texting, bbm or any other electronic form of conversating with someone.
Person A (Convo Tease): "Hey so I started some drama tonight!"
Person B: What Happened?
10 minutes pass...
Person A: I upset a girl who is close to my friend."
Person B: OK... What Did you do?"
10 mins pass...
Person A: "Can't talk about it right now I'll call you later."
Person B: "Ok ConvoTease! Thanks for piecing the puzzle together!"
Person B: What Happened?
10 minutes pass...
Person A: I upset a girl who is close to my friend."
Person B: OK... What Did you do?"
10 mins pass...
Person A: "Can't talk about it right now I'll call you later."
Person B: "Ok ConvoTease! Thanks for piecing the puzzle together!"
by TheGirlWhoGoesQui April 28, 2011
Get the Convo Teasemug. 
by ppicklesss July 30, 2019
Get the Teamug. when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture
by hairy taco terminator January 6, 2014
Get the toilet teasemug. by QueenKumar March 5, 2017
Get the Tea Gatemug. by Fla-Rez October 5, 2017
Get the Tea-timemug.