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Max and Trevor’s high five

The high five means that they think that there smarter, taller, or just better. It usually starts with “Gottem”. If you hear this you need to stop them. If they high five they probably just made a stupid joke or made fun of you. Why I do not know they are another species entirely
Max and Trevor’s high fives sucks
by Aaaaaaaaamkkkkkk November 14, 2019
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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
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she be chewin on my five till we gum

She be chewin on my five till we gum.
"She be chewin on my five till we gum."
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She be chewin on my five till we gum

She be chewin on my five till we gum
"She be chewin on my five till we gum"
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i'll be on in five

The thing your friends says when you ask them to get on a game, but of course, they actually mean "i'll be on right after you start playing by yourself"
John: "I'll be on in five"

*two hours later*

Evan: "Dude where are you?"

John: "I'm getting on now"
by capsulej2 November 25, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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