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Once the biggest kingdom on the internet, now it’s a wasteland full of 40 year old single mothers; monster energy zero ultra sippers; jokes about phone bad, book good; antivaxxers.
Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!

Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?

Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!
by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020
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When you consistently post graphic pictures and descriptions of your sick or injured kids on Facebook to get attention that you would otherwise not get.
Yet again, Rachel posted a closeup of her kid's bloody nose on Facebook. Her Facebook Munchausen by Proxy is flaring up. I think I'll unfollow.
by AlabamTa October 13, 2017
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Facebook Shark

A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

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Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.
When someone knows a Facebook shark is around... making a comment like,

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
by NeilPeel December 23, 2010
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facebook

im your your friend on facebook
by notafemboylover January 10, 2024
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Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who is a dick, but only chimes in on Facebook when another dick initiates it first.
“It seems that John is always Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve.”
by Kooterkat January 2, 2021
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Facebooker

I really need to get laid. Let me go online and try to find me a facebooker.
by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019
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Facebook gaming

Also known as Spybook gaming, Crapbook gaming and Shitbook gaming. It tries to be superior to YouTube, Pornhub and Twitch.
It is scary to think that your favorite youtuber, pornhub channel or twitch channel would end up on Facebook gaming
by Notmelol123 February 23, 2022
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