R: Yo AP, you feeling nostalgia for myspace? Your new default pic's got the angles.
AP: Yeah man, I'm starting a new movement for the facebook angles.
AP: Yeah man, I'm starting a new movement for the facebook angles.
by IAmCainMarko December 07, 2010
by Cc003 April 20, 2018
(of corporations) profiting from the slow destruction of society by facilitating toxic echo chambers.
(of people) Locking your keys in your own car, home, computer, etc
(of people) Locking your keys in your own car, home, computer, etc
1. Fox News really pulled a Facebook by telling its viewers to not get vaccinated.
2. I had to call a locksmith today, because I pulled a Facebook. I was really embarrassed to have to explain I locked my keys in my own house.
2. I had to call a locksmith today, because I pulled a Facebook. I was really embarrassed to have to explain I locked my keys in my own house.
by Lexophile314 October 04, 2021
When someone posts on your facebook, then others join in, ultimately exiling you from the entire conversation. Completely raping your newsfeed,
Girl 1: Hey! Did you go to the concert last night?
Guy: Yeah, it was awesome! What did you think of it?
Girl 1: It was amazing!
Girl 2: Omfg it was!!!
Girl 1: I loved when blahblah played blah! It was soooo good!
Girl 2: YEAH! I also liked when blahblahblah did that thing on stage!
Guy: I love being facebook exiled.
Girl 1: Haha you're so funny! Anyway, what about when blahblahblahblahblahblah.
Guy: Yeah, it was awesome! What did you think of it?
Girl 1: It was amazing!
Girl 2: Omfg it was!!!
Girl 1: I loved when blahblah played blah! It was soooo good!
Girl 2: YEAH! I also liked when blahblahblah did that thing on stage!
Guy: I love being facebook exiled.
Girl 1: Haha you're so funny! Anyway, what about when blahblahblahblahblahblah.
by JustinHaw October 17, 2011
the act of unfriending and refriending a significant other in facebook. This could happen many times over, and may or may not include corresponding status changes.
by erikhighlander March 18, 2012
by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023
A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.
Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.
There is no known cure.
Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.
There is no known cure.
My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.
by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022