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redneck windchime

A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.
What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.
by mj1955 March 24, 2010
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California Wind Chime

1 guy going down on 5 other dudes at the same time, and the sound of their balls slapping his chin.
It is Similar to a Mississippi Wind Chime
Woody gave a hella california wind chime to JJ, Logan, Andrew, Godso, and Beau
by WoodyLikesItRough September 19, 2012
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swaggy wind

Wind that blows through your body when you walk with style!
Eh, your swaggy wind damn strong!
by QiHanSolo May 28, 2017
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Sausage Windchime

When you shit into bag and hand hang it from either you porch or a neighbors and it swings in the wind.
Can you hear the soothing sounds of the sausage windchime I just hung.
by Mcnuggo March 1, 2019
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Chasing the Wind

A task that is meaningless. Void of purpose or virtue. A circular path, leading to no particular destination.

One book of the bible uses this phrase many times. Ecclesiastes
Bob - "I drove my Chevy to the ground, Dear God, now I need a new one."

Greg - "Chasing the Wind eh? Try buying a car that's not designed to fail at clockwork precision."
by danielbrowniel October 18, 2008
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Wildomar

A small city between Lake Elsinore and Murrieta, where Elsinore High School is actually located. Named for the three people who found it, most of the population consists of "bros and bro-hoes" and the only thing to do there is party at your neighbors house. Wild-Omar
There's nothing to do in Wildomar, lets go across the street and bum drinks off the neighbors.
by Kay7878 June 10, 2009
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Windows 9

the operating system that Windows will release and use to take over the world. Very few will survive and those who do will be in mortal danger. see Terminator
nerd 1: Did you see Terminator 3?

nerd 2: yea man, those things ran on Windows 9!
by JakeDanger January 13, 2010
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