A sex god. The biggest of dicks. No man compares to the presence of his girthy throbbing schlong. You'd be lucky to lay eyes upon it, let alone experience it.
Man 1: Bro is that guy a Wesley Ng?
Man 2: Yeah man, I tripped over his massive cock just now
Man 1: Holy shit that IS a Wesley Ng
Man 2: Yeah man, I tripped over his massive cock just now
Man 1: Holy shit that IS a Wesley Ng
by EzDrink1 April 16, 2022

An extremely attractive and hunky person who is the biggest and baddest bird of them all. Loves dnd and is that guy. 22 and single 😉
by Thercmiv January 30, 2023

by Infinite girls May 4, 2022

One of 318 Ratchet City's most trashy fuck boys, kaleb really puts the STD in STUD. If you enjoy stank dick, he's the one to call.
by Kateisgr3at September 12, 2020

by May4 May 6, 2019

Wesley is a person that belongs with a Joan. He's had a sketchy past but is trying to get on the mend . His biggest downfall is what he thinks makes him great but it's simply "clear" he's a better man without it. His Joan adores him and usually is panicking because Wesley's don't talk to often so it's unsettling . He belongs with a Joan. N they make one another better people together.
Wow where is that Wesley's Joan? Idk or thi k she does either Wesley's don't speak such things aloud usually.
by WesleysJoan November 7, 2023

by PappaSmurf69420 October 29, 2018
